Transcription: Hello this is Raj talking to you from Raj's Chutney Emporium. Come and join us this weekend as we celebrate our grand reopening. Our little run-in with the health department is behind us and we are bigger and better than ever. So come on down and try our new subcontinental menu and receive a free Chutney Margarita. At Raj's we believe that murdered animals are full of fear. All our meats have expired from natural causes. Come with Shamu, our lamb dying of colic. He should be on this weekend's menu. Mmm, goody goody good. Enjoy our meal and before you know it you'll be dancing like an eight-arm ...
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